- By Aharon's beard,
Long large big thick bearded priest
who look like Santa Claus,
you can totally trust him
with your life as a bet.
- Fully aesthetic spiritual immersion
like you are in the celestial realm.
- Ancient Church was a safe haven
to escape
the suffering mental condition
of mortal world
during the good old days.
- By Aaron's beard,
tall big handsome
bearded chad alpha men are
ordained as priest bishop patriarch
cardinal pope and religious leader.
- Tall big handsome Athletic Jock
who able to grow big beard
become the universal daddy figure
aka priest.
- Secretly, many bearded priests
were ex-military veteran who served
in Bearded Elite Military units of
Special Forces such as
Navy Seal Green Beret Delta Force.
- Pagan heathen barbarian respect
our bearded Chad Alpha Male priest.
- Daddy will always be with you,
even to the end of the world.
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- Most cis male priest
unable to grow a full beard.
- Lack both spiritual
and aesthetic immersions
since majority smooth face
beardless pastor priest
discuss about contemporary
politic in their sermon.
- Contemporary church
turn to a real life podcast hub
where priest pastor ranting
about their political opinions.
- Eunuchs occupied
religious institution.
- Heathen and pagan
disrespect our priests.
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